Showing posts with label General. Show all posts
Showing posts with label General. Show all posts
Monday, 7 October 2013
Wednesday, 6 February 2013
Sudha murthy's letter to JRD tata
(it'll let u know him if u are unaware of JRD)
It was probably the April of 1974. Bangalore was getting warm and
gulmohars were blooming at the IISc campus. I was the only girl in my
postgraduate department and was staying at the ladies' hostel. Other girls
were pursuing research in different departments of Science.
I was looking forward to going abroad to complete a doctorate in
computer science. I had been offered scholarships from Universities in the
US. I had not thought of taking up a job in India.
One day, while on the way to my hostel from our lecture-hall complex,
I saw an advertisement on the notice board. It was a standard job-requirement
notice from the famous automobile company Telco (now Tata Motors).
It stated that the company required young, bright engineers, hardworking and
with an excellent academic background, etc.
At the bottom was a small line: "Lady candidates need not apply."
I read it and was very upset. For the first time in my life I was up
against gender discrimination.
Though I was not keen on taking up the job, I saw it as a challenge. I had
done extremely well in academics, better than most of my male peers. Little
did I know then that in real life academic excellence is not enough to be
successful.
After reading the notice I went fuming to my room. I decided to inform the
topmost person in Telco's management about the injustice the company was
perpetrating. I got a postcard and started to write, but there was a
problem: I did not know who headed Telco.
I thought it must be one of the Tatas. I knew JRD Tata was the head of the
Tata Group; I had seen his pictures in newspapers (actually, Sumant
Moolgaokar was the company's chairman then). I took the card, addressed it
to JRD and started writing. To this day I remember clearly what I wrote.
"The great Tatas have always been pioneers. They are the people who started
the basic infrastructure industries in India, such as iron and steel,
chemicals, textiles and locomotives. They have cared for higher education
in India since 1900 and they were responsible for the establishment of the
Indian Institute of Science. Fortunately, I study there. But I am surprised
how a company such as Telco is discriminating on the basis of gender."
I posted the letter and forgot about it. Less than 10 days later, I
received a telegram stating that I had to appear for an interview at
Telco's Pune facility at the company's expense. I was taken aback by the
telegram. My hostel mate told me I should use the opportunity to go to Pune
free of cost and buy them the famous Pune saris for cheap! I collected Rs
30 each from everyone who wanted a sari. When I look back, I feel like
laughing at the reasons for my going, but back then they seemed good enough
to make the trip.
It was my first visit to Pune and I immediately fell in love with the city.
To this day it remains dear to me. I feel as much at home in Pune as I do
in Hubli, my hometown. The place changed my life in so many ways. As
directed, I went to Telco's Pimpri office for the interview.
There were six people on the panel and I realised then that this was
serious business.
"This is the girl who wrote to JRD," I heard somebody whisper as soon as I
entered the room. By then I knew for sure that I would not get the job. The
realisation abolished all fear from my mind, so I was rather cool while the
interview was being conducted.
Even before the interview started, I reckoned the panel was biased, so I
told them, rather impolitely, "I hope this is only a technical interview."
They were taken aback by my rudeness, and even today I am ashamed about my
attitude. The panel asked me technical questions and I answered all of
them.
Then an elderly gentleman with an affectionate voice told me, "Do you know
why we said lady candidates need not apply? The reason is that we have
never employed any ladies on the shop floor. This is not a co-ed college;
this is a factory. When it comes to academics, you are a first ranker
throughout. We appreciate that, but people like you should work in research
laboratories."
I was a young girl from small-town Hubli. My world had been a limited
place.
I did not know the ways of large corporate houses and their difficulties,
so I answered, "But you must start somewhere, otherwise no woman will ever
be able to work in your factories."
Finally, after a long interview, I was told I had been successful. So this
was what the future had in store for me. Never had I thought I would take
up a job in Pune. I met a shy young man from Karnataka there, we became
good friends and we got married.
It was only after joining Telco that I realized who JRD was: the uncrowned
king of Indian industry. Now I was scared, but I did not get to meet him
till I was transferred to Bombay. One day I had to show some reports to Mr
Moolgaokar, our chairman, who we all knew as SM. I was in his office on the
first floor of Bombay House (the Tata headquarters) when, suddenly JRD
walked in. That was the first time I saw "appro JRD". Appro means "our" in
Gujarati. This was the affectionate term by which people at Bombay House
called him.
I was feeling very nervous, remembering my postcard episode. SM introduced
me nicely, "Jeh (that's what his close associates called him), this young
woman is an engineer and that too a postgraduate.
She is the first woman to work on the Telco shop floor." JRD looked at me.
I was praying he would not ask me any questions about my interview (or the
postcard that preceded it).
Thankfully, he didn't. Instead, he remarked. "It is nice that girls are
getting into engineering in our country. By the way, what is your name?"
"When I joined Telco I was Sudha Kulkarni, Sir," I replied. "Now I am Sudha
Murthy." He smiled and kindly smile and started a discussion with SM. As
for me, I almost ran out of the room.
After that I used to see JRD on and off. He was the Tata Group chairman and
I was merely an engineer. There was nothing that we had in common. I was in
awe of him.
One day I was waiting for Murthy, my husband, to pick me up after office
hours. To my surprise I saw JRD standing next to me. I did not know how to
react. Yet again I started worrying about that postcard. Looking back, I
realise JRD had forgotten about it. It must have been a small incident for
him, but not so for me.
"Young lady, why are you here?" he asked. "Office time is over." I said,
"Sir, I'm waiting for my husband to come and pick me up." JRD said, "It is
getting dark and there's no one in the corridor.
I'll wait with you till your husband comes."
I was quite used to waiting for Murthy, but having JRD waiting alongside
made me extremely uncomfortable.
I was nervous. Out of the corner of my eye I looked at him. He wore a
simple white pant and shirt. He was old, yet his face was glowing. There
wasn't any air of superiority about him. I was thinking, "Look at this
person. He is a chairman, a well-respected man in our country and he is
waiting for the sake of an ordinary employee."
Then I saw Murthy and I rushed out. JRD called and said, "Young lady, tell
your husband never to make his wife wait again." In 1982 I had to resign
from my job at Telco. I was reluctant to go, but I really did not have a
choice. I was coming down the steps of Bombay House after wrapping up my
final settlement when I saw JRD coming up. He was absorbed in thought. I
wanted to say goodbye to him, so I stopped. He saw me and paused.
Gently, he said, "So what are you doing, Mrs Kulkarni?" (That was the way
he always addressed me.) "Sir, I am leaving Telco."
"Where are you going?" he asked. "Pune, Sir. My husband is starting a
company called Infosys and I'm shifting to Pune."
"Oh! And what will you do when you are successful."
"Sir, I don't know whether we will be successful." "Never start with
diffidence," he advised me. "Always start with confidence. When you are
successful you must give back to society. Society gives us so much; we must
reciprocate. I wish you all the best."
Then JRD continued walking up the stairs. I stood there for what seemed
like a millennium. That was the last time I saw him alive. Many years later
I met Ratan Tata in the same Bombay House, occupying the chair JRD once
did. I told him of my many sweet memories of working with Telco. Later, he
wrote to me, "It was nice hearing about Jeh from you. The sad part is that
he's not alive to see you today."
I consider JRD a great man because, despite being an extremely busy person,
he valued one postcard written by a young girl seeking justice. He must
have received thousands of letters everyday. He could have thrown mine
away, but he didn't do that. He respected the intentions of that unknown
girl, who had neither influence nor money, and gave her an opportunity in
his company. He did not merely give her a job; he changed her life and
mindset forever.
Close to 50 per cent of the students in today's engineering colleges are
girls. And there are women on the shop floor in many industry segments. I
see these changes and I think of JRD. If at all time stops and asks me what
I want from life, I would say I wish JRD were alive today to see how the
company we started has grown. He would have enjoyed it wholeheartedly.
My love and respect for the House of Tata remains undiminished by the
passage of time. I always looked up to JRD. I saw him as a role model for
his simplicity, his generosity, his kindness and the care he took of his
employees. Those blue eyes always reminded me of the sky; they had the same vastness and magnificence.
It was probably the April of 1974. Bangalore was getting warm and
gulmohars were blooming at the IISc campus. I was the only girl in my
postgraduate department and was staying at the ladies' hostel. Other girls
were pursuing research in different departments of Science.
I was looking forward to going abroad to complete a doctorate in
computer science. I had been offered scholarships from Universities in the
US. I had not thought of taking up a job in India.
One day, while on the way to my hostel from our lecture-hall complex,
I saw an advertisement on the notice board. It was a standard job-requirement
notice from the famous automobile company Telco (now Tata Motors).
It stated that the company required young, bright engineers, hardworking and
with an excellent academic background, etc.
At the bottom was a small line: "Lady candidates need not apply."
I read it and was very upset. For the first time in my life I was up
against gender discrimination.
Though I was not keen on taking up the job, I saw it as a challenge. I had
done extremely well in academics, better than most of my male peers. Little
did I know then that in real life academic excellence is not enough to be
successful.
After reading the notice I went fuming to my room. I decided to inform the
topmost person in Telco's management about the injustice the company was
perpetrating. I got a postcard and started to write, but there was a
problem: I did not know who headed Telco.
I thought it must be one of the Tatas. I knew JRD Tata was the head of the
Tata Group; I had seen his pictures in newspapers (actually, Sumant
Moolgaokar was the company's chairman then). I took the card, addressed it
to JRD and started writing. To this day I remember clearly what I wrote.
"The great Tatas have always been pioneers. They are the people who started
the basic infrastructure industries in India, such as iron and steel,
chemicals, textiles and locomotives. They have cared for higher education
in India since 1900 and they were responsible for the establishment of the
Indian Institute of Science. Fortunately, I study there. But I am surprised
how a company such as Telco is discriminating on the basis of gender."
I posted the letter and forgot about it. Less than 10 days later, I
received a telegram stating that I had to appear for an interview at
Telco's Pune facility at the company's expense. I was taken aback by the
telegram. My hostel mate told me I should use the opportunity to go to Pune
free of cost and buy them the famous Pune saris for cheap! I collected Rs
30 each from everyone who wanted a sari. When I look back, I feel like
laughing at the reasons for my going, but back then they seemed good enough
to make the trip.
It was my first visit to Pune and I immediately fell in love with the city.
To this day it remains dear to me. I feel as much at home in Pune as I do
in Hubli, my hometown. The place changed my life in so many ways. As
directed, I went to Telco's Pimpri office for the interview.
There were six people on the panel and I realised then that this was
serious business.
"This is the girl who wrote to JRD," I heard somebody whisper as soon as I
entered the room. By then I knew for sure that I would not get the job. The
realisation abolished all fear from my mind, so I was rather cool while the
interview was being conducted.
Even before the interview started, I reckoned the panel was biased, so I
told them, rather impolitely, "I hope this is only a technical interview."
They were taken aback by my rudeness, and even today I am ashamed about my
attitude. The panel asked me technical questions and I answered all of
them.
Then an elderly gentleman with an affectionate voice told me, "Do you know
why we said lady candidates need not apply? The reason is that we have
never employed any ladies on the shop floor. This is not a co-ed college;
this is a factory. When it comes to academics, you are a first ranker
throughout. We appreciate that, but people like you should work in research
laboratories."
I was a young girl from small-town Hubli. My world had been a limited
place.
I did not know the ways of large corporate houses and their difficulties,
so I answered, "But you must start somewhere, otherwise no woman will ever
be able to work in your factories."
Finally, after a long interview, I was told I had been successful. So this
was what the future had in store for me. Never had I thought I would take
up a job in Pune. I met a shy young man from Karnataka there, we became
good friends and we got married.
It was only after joining Telco that I realized who JRD was: the uncrowned
king of Indian industry. Now I was scared, but I did not get to meet him
till I was transferred to Bombay. One day I had to show some reports to Mr
Moolgaokar, our chairman, who we all knew as SM. I was in his office on the
first floor of Bombay House (the Tata headquarters) when, suddenly JRD
walked in. That was the first time I saw "appro JRD". Appro means "our" in
Gujarati. This was the affectionate term by which people at Bombay House
called him.
I was feeling very nervous, remembering my postcard episode. SM introduced
me nicely, "Jeh (that's what his close associates called him), this young
woman is an engineer and that too a postgraduate.
She is the first woman to work on the Telco shop floor." JRD looked at me.
I was praying he would not ask me any questions about my interview (or the
postcard that preceded it).
Thankfully, he didn't. Instead, he remarked. "It is nice that girls are
getting into engineering in our country. By the way, what is your name?"
"When I joined Telco I was Sudha Kulkarni, Sir," I replied. "Now I am Sudha
Murthy." He smiled and kindly smile and started a discussion with SM. As
for me, I almost ran out of the room.
After that I used to see JRD on and off. He was the Tata Group chairman and
I was merely an engineer. There was nothing that we had in common. I was in
awe of him.
One day I was waiting for Murthy, my husband, to pick me up after office
hours. To my surprise I saw JRD standing next to me. I did not know how to
react. Yet again I started worrying about that postcard. Looking back, I
realise JRD had forgotten about it. It must have been a small incident for
him, but not so for me.
"Young lady, why are you here?" he asked. "Office time is over." I said,
"Sir, I'm waiting for my husband to come and pick me up." JRD said, "It is
getting dark and there's no one in the corridor.
I'll wait with you till your husband comes."
I was quite used to waiting for Murthy, but having JRD waiting alongside
made me extremely uncomfortable.
I was nervous. Out of the corner of my eye I looked at him. He wore a
simple white pant and shirt. He was old, yet his face was glowing. There
wasn't any air of superiority about him. I was thinking, "Look at this
person. He is a chairman, a well-respected man in our country and he is
waiting for the sake of an ordinary employee."
Then I saw Murthy and I rushed out. JRD called and said, "Young lady, tell
your husband never to make his wife wait again." In 1982 I had to resign
from my job at Telco. I was reluctant to go, but I really did not have a
choice. I was coming down the steps of Bombay House after wrapping up my
final settlement when I saw JRD coming up. He was absorbed in thought. I
wanted to say goodbye to him, so I stopped. He saw me and paused.
Gently, he said, "So what are you doing, Mrs Kulkarni?" (That was the way
he always addressed me.) "Sir, I am leaving Telco."
"Where are you going?" he asked. "Pune, Sir. My husband is starting a
company called Infosys and I'm shifting to Pune."
"Oh! And what will you do when you are successful."
"Sir, I don't know whether we will be successful." "Never start with
diffidence," he advised me. "Always start with confidence. When you are
successful you must give back to society. Society gives us so much; we must
reciprocate. I wish you all the best."
Then JRD continued walking up the stairs. I stood there for what seemed
like a millennium. That was the last time I saw him alive. Many years later
I met Ratan Tata in the same Bombay House, occupying the chair JRD once
did. I told him of my many sweet memories of working with Telco. Later, he
wrote to me, "It was nice hearing about Jeh from you. The sad part is that
he's not alive to see you today."
I consider JRD a great man because, despite being an extremely busy person,
he valued one postcard written by a young girl seeking justice. He must
have received thousands of letters everyday. He could have thrown mine
away, but he didn't do that. He respected the intentions of that unknown
girl, who had neither influence nor money, and gave her an opportunity in
his company. He did not merely give her a job; he changed her life and
mindset forever.
Close to 50 per cent of the students in today's engineering colleges are
girls. And there are women on the shop floor in many industry segments. I
see these changes and I think of JRD. If at all time stops and asks me what
I want from life, I would say I wish JRD were alive today to see how the
company we started has grown. He would have enjoyed it wholeheartedly.
My love and respect for the House of Tata remains undiminished by the
passage of time. I always looked up to JRD. I saw him as a role model for
his simplicity, his generosity, his kindness and the care he took of his
employees. Those blue eyes always reminded me of the sky; they had the same vastness and magnificence.
Monday, 7 January 2013
Some unknown facts about India
Software related facts of India
#India has the second largest community of software developers, after the U.S.
#India is one of only three countries that makes supercomputers (the US and Japan are the other two).
#India exports software to 90 countries.
#Vinod Khosla is the co founder of the sun microsoft system
#Vinod Dahm is the Petium chip creator
#Rajiv Gupta is the GM of Hewlett Packward
#36% of NASA scientist in USA are Indians
#38% of Doctors in USA are Indians
#34% Microsoft employees are Indians
#28% IBM employees are Indians
#17% of INTEL scientists are Indians
Mathematical and Science related facts of India
#India established world's first university at Takshasila in 700 B.C
#India invented the number system , zero invented by Aryabhatta
#Algebra, trigonometry and calculus can all be traced back to India. Indian mathematicians adopted the Pythagorean Theorem before European mathematicians
#The decimal system and system of place value were first used in India in 100 B.C.
#Ayurveda, the world’s first school of medicine, was born in India.
#The concept of pi originates in India and was discovered by mathematician Budhayana.
#Grammar constitutes one of India's greatest contributions to Western philology. Panini, the Sanskrit grammarian, who lived between 750 and 500 BC, was the first to compose formal grammar through his Astadhyai.
#Yoga has its origins in India and has existed for over 5,000 years.
#Surgery and the use of anesthesia during surgery both originated in India
#Usage of anaesthesia was well known in ancient Indian medicine. Detailed knowledge of anatomy, embryology, digestion, metabolism,physiology, etiology, genetics and immunity is also found in many ancient Indian texts.
Other Facts related India
#Hollywood might get more press, but Bollywood rules the film world. India’s film industry is the
world’s largest.
#Chess originated in India.
# Until 1896, India was the only source for diamonds to the world.
#Every major world religion is represented in India. Additionally, Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, and Sikhism all originated in India.
#The Kumbh Mela (or Grand Pitcher Festival) is a huge Hindu religious festival that takes place in India every 12 years. In 2001, 60 million people attended, breaking the record for the world’s biggest gathering. The mass of people was photographed from space by a satellite.
#The largest employer in India is the Indian Railways, employing over a million people.
#India was one of the richest countries till the time of British rule in the early 17th Century. Christopher Columbus, attracted by India's wealth, had come looking for a sea route to India when he discovered America by mistake.
In general facts
#Most lipstick contains fish scales.
#Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day.
#Ants never sleep!
#“I Am” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language
#It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
#The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue
#Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
#You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.
#A duck’s quack doesn’t echo. No one knows why!
#Chocolate can kill dogs, as it contains theobromine, which affects their heart and nervous system.
# Hot water will turn into ice faster then cold water.
# The human brain is 80% water.
# 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
#India has the second largest community of software developers, after the U.S.
#India is one of only three countries that makes supercomputers (the US and Japan are the other two).
#India exports software to 90 countries.
#Vinod Khosla is the co founder of the sun microsoft system
#Vinod Dahm is the Petium chip creator
#Rajiv Gupta is the GM of Hewlett Packward
#36% of NASA scientist in USA are Indians
#38% of Doctors in USA are Indians
#34% Microsoft employees are Indians
#28% IBM employees are Indians
#17% of INTEL scientists are Indians
Mathematical and Science related facts of India
#India established world's first university at Takshasila in 700 B.C
#India invented the number system , zero invented by Aryabhatta
#Algebra, trigonometry and calculus can all be traced back to India. Indian mathematicians adopted the Pythagorean Theorem before European mathematicians
#The decimal system and system of place value were first used in India in 100 B.C.
#Ayurveda, the world’s first school of medicine, was born in India.
#The concept of pi originates in India and was discovered by mathematician Budhayana.
#Grammar constitutes one of India's greatest contributions to Western philology. Panini, the Sanskrit grammarian, who lived between 750 and 500 BC, was the first to compose formal grammar through his Astadhyai.
#Yoga has its origins in India and has existed for over 5,000 years.
#Surgery and the use of anesthesia during surgery both originated in India
#Usage of anaesthesia was well known in ancient Indian medicine. Detailed knowledge of anatomy, embryology, digestion, metabolism,physiology, etiology, genetics and immunity is also found in many ancient Indian texts.
Other Facts related India
#Hollywood might get more press, but Bollywood rules the film world. India’s film industry is the
world’s largest.
#Chess originated in India.
# Until 1896, India was the only source for diamonds to the world.
#Every major world religion is represented in India. Additionally, Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, and Sikhism all originated in India.
#The Kumbh Mela (or Grand Pitcher Festival) is a huge Hindu religious festival that takes place in India every 12 years. In 2001, 60 million people attended, breaking the record for the world’s biggest gathering. The mass of people was photographed from space by a satellite.
#The largest employer in India is the Indian Railways, employing over a million people.
#India was one of the richest countries till the time of British rule in the early 17th Century. Christopher Columbus, attracted by India's wealth, had come looking for a sea route to India when he discovered America by mistake.
In general facts
#Most lipstick contains fish scales.
#Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day.
#Ants never sleep!
#“I Am” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language
#It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
#The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue
#Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
#You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.
#A duck’s quack doesn’t echo. No one knows why!
#Chocolate can kill dogs, as it contains theobromine, which affects their heart and nervous system.
# Hot water will turn into ice faster then cold water.
# The human brain is 80% water.
# 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
Wednesday, 19 December 2012
Laloo Vs Bill Gates Joke
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Micr osoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates ---- Tohar Bilva!!!

काही मराठी विनोदी प्रश्न
प्रश्न – आपले नांव सांगा ?
उत्तर – श्यामला तात्याविंचू चावला.
प्रश्न – पृथ्वीचे खंड किती व कोणते ?
उत्तर – सात. एखंड,श्रीखंड,भुखंड,दोरखंड,रेवाखंड,झारखंड आणि उत्तराखंड.
प्रश्न – महासागराची नावे लिहा ?
उत्तर – नवसागर,गंगासागर,आनंदसागर,प्रेमसागर आणि विद्यासागर.
प्रश्न – काकाच्या पत्नीला काकी,मामाच्या पत्नीला मामी तर मेव्हण्याच्या पत्नीला ?
उत्तर – मेव्हणी
प्रश्न – कवि हरिवंशराय बच्चन यांची सर्वश्रेष्ठ रचना ?
उत्तर – अमिताभ बच्चन.
प्रश्न – उंदीर दुधात पडल्यास काय करावे ?
उत्तर – उंदीर दुधाबाहेर काढून स्वच्छ पाण्याने साबुन लावून धुवून टाकावा नंतरच दुधाची बासुंदी करावी.
प्रश्न – भारतीय पुरुष कोणत्या क्षेत्रात पारंगत आहे ?
उत्तर – लोकसंख्या वाढविण्यात.
प्रश्न – पोलीस यंत्रणेचे मुख्य कार्य ?
उत्तर – हप्तावसूली.
प्रश्न – हत्ती पाण्यात पडला तर काय होईल ?
उत्तर – ओला होईल.
प्रश्न – अमिताभ आणि जया मंदिरात काय करतात ?
उत्तर – अभिषेक.
प्रश्न – एका डोळ्याने दोन पक्षी दिसत असेल तर दोन डोळ्याने ?
उत्तर – चार.
ब ) १ ) प्रश्न – अनुप्रास अलंकाराचे २ उदाहरण सांगा ?
उत्तर १ – अर्थाअर्थी अर्थ नसलेल्या अर्थशुन्य अर्थकारनाचा अर्थपूर्ण अर्थसंकल्पाशी अर्थाअर्थी अर्थ जोडून अर्थाचे अनर्थ करण्यात काय अर्थ आहे अर्थमंत्री साहेब?
उत्तर २ – जो मूर्ख मूर्ख आहे तो मूर्ख, मूर्ख नसेल तर,
एका मूर्ख असलेल्या मुर्खाने, दुसऱ्या मूर्ख नसलेल्या
मुर्खाला, जर मूर्ख म्हटले ; तर त्या दोघाही मूर्खांना
मूर्ख ठरवणे, मूर्खपणाचे ठरते.
क ) १ ) अपूर्ण गाणी/म्हणी पूर्ण करा. ….
प्रश्न – देखा है पहली बार ……………
उत्तर – उद्धव के घरमे पवार… कसके पकड़, कसके पकड़.
प्रश्न – पाण्यातला मासा झोप घेतो कैसा …………
उत्तर – खावे त्याचा रस्सा तेंव्हा कळे .
…………………………
ड) व्याख्या करा .
१) प्रकाशवर्षाची व्याख्या करा .
उत्तर – अनवाणी पायाने प्रकाश एका वर्षात जेव्हड़े अंतर पायी-पायी चालत जातो त्या अंतरास प्रकाश वर्ष म्हणतात.
२) महागाईची व्याख्या करा ….
उत्तर – ज्या गायी शरीराने महाकाय असून जास्त
चारा खावून कमी दुध देतात त्यांना
महागाई म्हणतात.
क ) १) तुमच्या आवडीची जाहिरात लिहून दाखवा.
उत्तर -
…….. काय झालं ?
…….. बाळ रडत होतं.
…….. एक कानशिलात दे त्याच्या.
…….. तू लहान असताना मी पण तुला तेच देत होते.
ख ) १ ) अपूर्ण वाक्ये पूर्ण करा. ….
प्रश्न – पुरुष मोर्च्याचा नारा – हम सब ……………
उत्तर – नालायक है.
प्रश्न – महिला मोर्च्याचा नारा – हमारी मांगे …………
उत्तर – भरा करो.
उत्तर – श्यामला तात्याविंचू चावला.
प्रश्न – पृथ्वीचे खंड किती व कोणते ?
उत्तर – सात. एखंड,श्रीखंड,भुखंड,दोरखंड,रेवाखंड,झारखंड आणि उत्तराखंड.
प्रश्न – महासागराची नावे लिहा ?
उत्तर – नवसागर,गंगासागर,आनंदसागर,प्रेमसागर आणि विद्यासागर.
प्रश्न – काकाच्या पत्नीला काकी,मामाच्या पत्नीला मामी तर मेव्हण्याच्या पत्नीला ?
उत्तर – मेव्हणी
प्रश्न – कवि हरिवंशराय बच्चन यांची सर्वश्रेष्ठ रचना ?
उत्तर – अमिताभ बच्चन.
प्रश्न – उंदीर दुधात पडल्यास काय करावे ?
उत्तर – उंदीर दुधाबाहेर काढून स्वच्छ पाण्याने साबुन लावून धुवून टाकावा नंतरच दुधाची बासुंदी करावी.
प्रश्न – भारतीय पुरुष कोणत्या क्षेत्रात पारंगत आहे ?
उत्तर – लोकसंख्या वाढविण्यात.
प्रश्न – पोलीस यंत्रणेचे मुख्य कार्य ?
उत्तर – हप्तावसूली.
प्रश्न – हत्ती पाण्यात पडला तर काय होईल ?
उत्तर – ओला होईल.
प्रश्न – अमिताभ आणि जया मंदिरात काय करतात ?
उत्तर – अभिषेक.
प्रश्न – एका डोळ्याने दोन पक्षी दिसत असेल तर दोन डोळ्याने ?
उत्तर – चार.
ब ) १ ) प्रश्न – अनुप्रास अलंकाराचे २ उदाहरण सांगा ?
उत्तर १ – अर्थाअर्थी अर्थ नसलेल्या अर्थशुन्य अर्थकारनाचा अर्थपूर्ण अर्थसंकल्पाशी अर्थाअर्थी अर्थ जोडून अर्थाचे अनर्थ करण्यात काय अर्थ आहे अर्थमंत्री साहेब?
उत्तर २ – जो मूर्ख मूर्ख आहे तो मूर्ख, मूर्ख नसेल तर,
एका मूर्ख असलेल्या मुर्खाने, दुसऱ्या मूर्ख नसलेल्या
मुर्खाला, जर मूर्ख म्हटले ; तर त्या दोघाही मूर्खांना
मूर्ख ठरवणे, मूर्खपणाचे ठरते.
क ) १ ) अपूर्ण गाणी/म्हणी पूर्ण करा. ….
प्रश्न – देखा है पहली बार ……………
उत्तर – उद्धव के घरमे पवार… कसके पकड़, कसके पकड़.
प्रश्न – पाण्यातला मासा झोप घेतो कैसा …………
उत्तर – खावे त्याचा रस्सा तेंव्हा कळे .
…………………………
ड) व्याख्या करा .
१) प्रकाशवर्षाची व्याख्या करा .
उत्तर – अनवाणी पायाने प्रकाश एका वर्षात जेव्हड़े अंतर पायी-पायी चालत जातो त्या अंतरास प्रकाश वर्ष म्हणतात.
२) महागाईची व्याख्या करा ….
उत्तर – ज्या गायी शरीराने महाकाय असून जास्त
चारा खावून कमी दुध देतात त्यांना
महागाई म्हणतात.
क ) १) तुमच्या आवडीची जाहिरात लिहून दाखवा.
उत्तर -
…….. काय झालं ?
…….. बाळ रडत होतं.
…….. एक कानशिलात दे त्याच्या.
…….. तू लहान असताना मी पण तुला तेच देत होते.
ख ) १ ) अपूर्ण वाक्ये पूर्ण करा. ….
प्रश्न – पुरुष मोर्च्याचा नारा – हम सब ……………
उत्तर – नालायक है.
प्रश्न – महिला मोर्च्याचा नारा – हमारी मांगे …………
उत्तर – भरा करो.
Friday, 2 November 2012
Indian women cricket Team
Indian Women's Cricket Team
(Photo after team India wins the T 20-20 Asia cup)
Indian women won 20-20 Asia cup against the Pakistan ...Any victory over Pakistan is most welcome. Well done girls, well deserved accolades
Indian Women team :
Captain :Mithali Raj (Mithali Raj is India's most successful, and the third most successful captain in women's ODI cricket)
Indian women won 20-20 Asia cup against the Pakistan ...Any victory over Pakistan is most welcome. Well done girls, well deserved accolades
Indian Women team :
Captain :Mithali Raj (Mithali Raj is India's most successful, and the third most successful captain in women's ODI cricket)
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